Sir Winston Featherbottom, III

His entitlement knows no bounds

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Captains log, Day 5: last night (after the 3 consecutive days of vomiting) Mommy dragged my stubborn ass to the local veterinary emergency room (Pet’s Unlimited). After being poked, prodded, and virtually sodomized by 2 of the doctors fingers, my X-rays came back showing severe constipation. Worse yet, severe constipation due to ingestion of a dirt/gravel like substance. That’s right folks, I’ve been secretly eating dirt. After some anti-nausea meds, subcutaneous fluids, and an especially lovely enema…I was on my way home (in this humiliating diaper-esque outfit). I’ve been prescribed boring/bland food for the next 3 days and close monitoring. Thank you everyone for your well wishes!

Captains log, Day 5: last night (after the 3 consecutive days of vomiting) Mommy dragged my stubborn ass to the local veterinary emergency room (Pet’s Unlimited). After being poked, prodded, and virtually sodomized by 2 of the doctors fingers, my X-rays came back showing severe constipation. Worse yet, severe constipation due to ingestion of a dirt/gravel like substance. That’s right folks, I’ve been secretly eating dirt. After some anti-nausea meds, subcutaneous fluids, and an especially lovely enema…I was on my way home (in this humiliating diaper-esque outfit). I’ve been prescribed boring/bland food for the next 3 days and close monitoring. Thank you everyone for your well wishes!

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Happy Birthday to meeeeee….

For those of you who don’t follow my every move, I celebrated my 5th birthday yesterday. The festivities were glorious (Mommy spared no expense). My day was filled with canine-friendly chocolate cake & tons of new toys. My fellow Best In Show lovers will be delighted to know that I FINALLY got my very own busy bee (“That is a bear in a bee costume! She’s freaking out!”)

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